Scoring Wines – the good, the bad and the ugly.

Monday, 15 December, 2014
Dave March
Judging and scoring wines is an area you enter at your peril. Twenty years ago a handful of learned critics, mainly in the UK and US proclaimed the numerical merits of any particular wine and the world acted upon it. Few challenged their authority.

An elite emerged; Jancis Robinson, Robert M Parker, Hugh Johnson, Michael Broadbent and just a few others. If they said a wine was superb, then it was. Most developed a scoring system to accompany their tasting assessments. Publications carried their verdicts, books emerged, websites proliferated. Several became ‘personalities’; even TV stars.

All this is perfectly fine with me. As a consumer I enjoy reading opinions and if I believe it comes from a knowledgeable source even better. I realized – as must most people – that they are only opinions and that they might well conflict, sometimes ‘hysterically’ as Neil Pendock relates in his pithy and gorgeously contentious, ‘Sour Grapes’, (Tafelberg,2008).

I realised that it was important to find a critic to which my likes and dislikes degustation wise matched. Hooked as I was on Aussie wine at the time, Jeremy Oliver was my man (Jeremy, not Jamie). What he rated highly I enjoyed and our palates were ‘in synch’. Job done, I took his annual review with me everywhere.

Returning to world wines, however, my path was suddenly darker. I’m not sure I even scored wines for the WSET Diploma (I expect someone will refresh me), assessment was in words. Jancis feels words are key, ‘I'm not too keen on the combination of numbers with wine appreciation’, yet she scores wines out of 20, adding a self-admittedly clumsy ‘-‘, ‘+’ or even ‘++’ to differentiate further (www.jancisrobinson.com).

Hugh Johnson’s and Michael Broadbent’s assessments are so beautiful they make scoring superfluous, and a bit tacky.

Then look to Robert Parker. ‘It is my belief that the various twenty (20) point rating systems do not provide enough flexibility and often result in compressed and inflated wine ratings’, he says. Oh dear. I respect Parker’s prodigious tasting ability but his is a system out of 100 which only starts at 50, ‘I give every wine a base of 50’. He awards a wine 5 points for its colour, 15 for its nose, 20 for its palate and 10 for its quality and potential; basically a 50 point system. Arguably the only important element to the consumer is the palate, so it is in fact a 20 point system. With Parker, the only scores that count are around the 90/100 mark; for a producer, receiving 89 is a heart attack away from receiving a 91. It is also difficult to equate a score of 59/100 – which would see you pass most wine courses, including Diploma – hailed by Robert Parker as, ’a wine deemed to be unacceptable’ (www.erobertparker.com). And why call it a 100 point scale if, in the US at least, 99% of scores fall into the 85-95 range?

If you want more confusion, look to the St Émilion rating system. If you think 59/100 is low for a wine consider that in St Émilion only 70/100 is required to become a Grand Cru Classé. Most wine students would rate anything getting 14/20 as very ordinary indeed.

Then there is Platter’s system of awarding ‘stars’; almost unique in the international world of wine. Again, a publication far more authoritative than I, so suffice to say that I find it hard to distinguish between a wine which is, ‘good everyday drinking’ (2 ½ stars) to that which is, ‘pleasant drinking’ (2 stars), or between, ‘excellent’ (4 stars) and ‘outstanding’ (4 ½ stars) and before I upset too many, I’ll just refer you again to Pendock’s tome for a nerve tingling appraisal.

Perhaps ‘stars’ do have merit though. Steve De Long (www.delongwine.com) has stopped using the 100 point system. He says, ‘I found myself spending too much time dwelling on meaningless distinctions such as: ‘is it an 88 or an 89’. Steve is now using the five star system.

Now that everyone is an expert and bloggers can become instant Jancis’s, contradictions are rife; we are drowning in a sea of opinion. Where there were few wine referees now there are thousands.

Do we need to score at all? Can you even assign wine a number? Parker says most definitely. Wine is a commodity and can be differentiated by anyone, it is all about preference. Scoring is simply, ‘applying a numerical system to an opinion’. All you need is to respect or agree with that opinion and the system will have merit, and providing it is done by the same taster will have some reliability. Wine scoring by a panel doesn’t necessarily become more credible to me; judge A giving a wine 15 and judge B giving it 17 does not mean that you might agree with an average score of 16 for that wine. And I’m not going to open the ‘should it be blind or sighted judging debate. Are wine scoring systems evil? ‘Of course they are evil’, says Steve, debates about them, ’just don’t go anywhere’, he says.

Numbers are easy to understand, words are less so, especially when from a wine ‘expert’. Wine critics can forget that most consumers are not really concerned about fine tannic backbones, aromatic nuances, persistence, focus, poise, pedigree or brocaded textures; they want to know what it tastes like. K.I.S.S. springs to mind.

Personally, I dabble with Platter’s and Parker and Oliver and Robinson, but mostly my own palate, flawed as it may be. Everyone agrees that wine is subjective and if Parker tomorrow gave De Wetshof’s Rieslings or the KCB Chenin a 59/100, I would be laughing all the way to the store, credit card in hand.

Wine judging and scoring is easy. Just say if you like it and how much you like it. Use any system you like. Only professionals need worry about the minutia of 20 or 100 points or stars or smilies or bottle stickers or PR releases. The people who really count can just get on and drink the stuff.

PS can’t wait for the competition that awards Steve De Long’s bottle stickers as prizes...see image